Dear Kate,
- First of all, your eyes are too far apart, please go see a ophthalmologist though I doubt such a doctor could help you out.
- Your nipples look horrible unless they’re hard. They’re inside! WTF is that?
- You’re all flat. Get a boob job or something
- If you fuck abusive, booze-addicted boys that call themselves rockstars (e.g. Pete Doherty), that doesn’t make you cool.
- Your knees are too damn rugged. Must be from sitting on your them a lot, doing God knows what
- Suck cock and film this daily routine while you’re doing it. Send me the sex tape. Don’t fuck on this video, I don’t think I want to see you doing it, unless you’re a true pervert.
- And lastly, stop visiting this website so often, it’s not about you!
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